Egypt Airlines

hilarious skit, listen to it




i wonder what amusing things they have to say about us. im sure our airlines cant be much worse!


and i hope you enjoyed it, it took me 3 days to get a decent audiohost that would work on blogger!

كارثة جسر وادي الكوف

i just saw this, and i cant believe it. how come such horrible things happen in eid! this was on the second day of eid



use your heads. i cant believe they were all laughing and everything only seconds before, what the hell did they think was going to happen? dont tempt fate

الله يرحمه

originality

is seriously lacking

im sorry, but which would you rather see? hundreds of this:


or an occasional one of these among them:



come on, try to stand out from the crowd. being libyan has become so cliché! :P

3irs fever

its getting ridiculous now, there's 2 weddings in my street, and another 3 within hearing distance. sounds dont stop until 4:30 am, so i might aswell go nocturnal. is this the wedding season, or is it always like this? cos if it is, im going back to england!

and we all know how people get ready for them...

and she's conservative with makeup by libyan standards. but to me she's so pale it looks like either:

A)She's just seen a ghost
B)She is a ghost
C)Its a picture of a doll not a human
D) She's just lost several litres of blood and is in need of an emergency transfusion

I think it looks absolutely ridiculous, especially the eyes that become twice their usual size and the edges practically reach your ears after makeup application.

if you want any more proof of how it really looks, look to your kids. my aunt went to the 'muzayin' to get all dolled up like this, and when she came back here young children were terrified and wouldnt even look at her!!
God is the best creator, and you look better as he made you. well, maybe abit of makeup, but not so much we cant see your face! and as for the Razor-sharp eyebrows...

most women i know act like im insane if i mention this, but i know quite alot of guys agree. what do you think?

Windows LY

ahahah, check out the libyan version of Microsoft Windows XP











and kaspersky:



(sorry about all the pics, i know you've only got libyan broadband. im afraid to tell you you've just lost half your monthly download limit. or if your in an internet cafe, your gonna be waiting till your bankrupt)

stop whining...

we know your in libya, your oppressed and your favourite hobby after eating and sleeping is complaining.

you havent actually got it that bad. really.

if you own a car, nobody is going to take you seriously when you say your not well off. because petrol costs 18 cents (dirhams) per litre. honestly. and you can still complain? you'd rather be in america, even if it meant paying 4 dollars. your kidding me.

if petrol ever reached that price here, libyans would all have bikes. there wouldnt be a car on the road.

and your government gives you subsidies on bread. it pays most of the cost, so its practically free.

who needs more? so hell the roads have holes in and no lighting? its too hot? food is getting expensive? poor education? low pay?

shuddup and drive to your koosha (bakery) and eat some bread. maybe try to drink petrol too. your well enough off, or your not trying hard enough